just running my mouth and tapping my feet.

 

I’m surprised no one has called me out yet for owning six colors of the same J. Crew deep v-neck tee and wearing them approximately three times a week all summer.

I’m surprised no one has called me out yet for owning six colors of the same J. Crew deep v-neck tee and wearing them approximately three times a week all summer.

What life doesn’t have a need for THE SEXY HOTNESS SLEEPING BAG?
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What life doesn’t have a need for THE SEXY HOTNESS SLEEPING BAG?

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Biden. I’m sorry, does his hat match his jacket?
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Biden. I’m sorry, does his hat match his jacket?

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Do I really work with people who need instructions on how to properly cough and subsequently wash their hands?

Do I really work with people who need instructions on how to properly cough and subsequently wash their hands?

LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH. EVERY TIME I DO IT MAKES ME LAUGH.

LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH. EVERY TIME I DO IT MAKES ME LAUGH.