In case every single person you follow on every single social network ever didn't let you know yet, it's raining today.
Stuff Hipsters Hate is the least funny blog to get a book deal yet.
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Hey, talented people I know in the city, you should do this - WNYC’s Battle of the Boroughs.
I had a stomach flu for two days and all I got was this terribly pale skin and a bad hair day.
Financial aid available to those who qualify. Rape by this guy for those who don’t.
Mr. Durant, 26, who works in online advertising, is part of a small New York subculture whose members seek good health through a selective return to the habits of their Paleolithic ancestors.
Or as he and some of his friends describe themselves, they are cavemen.
OH MY GOD. SHUT THE FUCK UP. I HATE YOU.
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See how many games it will take Jason Bay and various other athletes to make your annual salary, while also becoming instantly depressed about how little your work is valued by American society!
I received this bottle of Dom Pérignon as a graduation present in 2006. I have yet to open it, because I have this hang up that renders me entirely unable to open a real bottle of champagne without something to celebrate.
I’m thinking of finally popping it tonight. 2010, you better be worth it.
