May 2008
34 posts
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May 30th
Internet, you’re boring me.
May 30th
On my way to work today I walked by a girl sitting on her steps having a screaming match on a cell phone. At 8:20am. In the street. Who on Earth could she be so mad at when she’s only been awake for 30 minutes? People amaze me. 
May 28th
May 27th
As my father would say, it's a jungle hot.
wcm: Wow, I forgot what August in the rain forest felt like.
jms: haha. How many showers have you taken today?
wcm: Three in the last twenty four hours. The day is still young.
May 27th
May 27th
May 26th
How do some people always manage to get invites to closed torrent sites? Is there some network of people just handing them out that I’m missing?
May 23rd
May 22nd
Producers to the left of me, DJs to the right.
Beat makers battle at the TLA. Flat-brimmed hats everywhere.
May 22nd
May 21st
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The River, The Rock →
If you’ve got about 30 minutes to spare (and even if you don’t), you should check out my friends’ movie. It’s a beautifully shot film with an amazing score by John Ryan Pike.
May 20th
The strangest things crack me up.
Today, while driving back to the office from lunch, I pretended I was tied up in my friends car, and mouthed the words “Help Me” to everyone I made eye contact with on the street. Then I laughed about it for an hour straight. I wonder if someone called the police on my coworker.
May 20th
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May 11th
May 11th
Wow.
I just caught myself watching Hannah Montana. Oops.
May 10th
BBC News: Great tits cope well with warming →
May 9th
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May 8th
May 8th
Morning Routine.
Staring at my closet blankly. I seriously need new clothes.
May 8th
May 7th
May 7th
You know I like my girls a little bit older
Hold up, is Eric Byrnes’ intro song “Your Love” by The Outfield? I’m watching the Phillies game, and it definitely just came on as he strolled to the plate. If that’s the case, I might make a trade for him right now in my fantasy league.
May 7th
That's not what he had in mind.
I despise when people use Darwinism as an excuse for treating others like shit.
May 7th
May 7th
“I am very concerned. My Dad met a asian lady online. He flew over there and...”
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May 7th
May 7th
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Hello, World.
Are you listening to me?
May 6th