July 2008
116 posts
Leaving nothing to chance, China has a Home Guard... →
I’m sorry, is this a joke?
June 2008
74 posts
How come my Wii can get from Ohio to Pittsburgh in 4 hours, but in two days hasn’t even left Pittsburgh to get to me? UPS tracking, you’re really bumming me out.
Most Popular US Surnames →
My last name is definitely not on the list. I am the only person in the world with this great name of mine. yay!
Reilly: Yeah, I've eaten dog food.
(pause)
Reilly: I think it was because I wanted to be an animal.
“Silence, experience shows, is what terrifies people the most.”
– I’m Not There
I just figured something out that makes me want to vomit.
Everyday I get up and get ready for work at 6:30am. I usually get home from work around 6:30 -7:00pm. That’s 12.5 hours that I spend getting ready for, traveling to/from, and at work. I like to sleep at least 8 hours a night during the week. Which leaves me with less than 4 hours a day to myself to make dinner, go to the gym, read,...
Weeds deprivation.
My roommate, who is actually poorer than I am, did not want to pay to keep Showtime after our free 6 months. Now Weeds is on in less than 3 hours and I’m Showtime-less. Please tell me you know of a place in Philadelphia that happens to put Showtime on its TVs at 10pm. le sigh.
When booze doesn't love you back
malty:
Everyone has there own remedy for hangovers. For some its the greasy morning bar $2 breakfast. For others its an Eggo ice cream sandwich. For me its otter pops and over medium eggs on sourdough toast. Does anyone else have a ‘so-called’ cure for the mind numbing pain that is a hangover?
I’m all about two ice cold glasses of water before bed, and another two when I wake up. Sounds...
thewordunheard:
Yeah, I’ll say it: Girl Talk’s new album exceeded my expectations. It’s pretty awesome.
No way! Ok, fine. I’ll take a listen.
So true, so true.
Me: I'm not sure what to drink. I just want a PBR.
Bishop: You're such a damn hipster.
Me: No, I'm not. My boobs are too big to be a hipster.
Bishop: Is that a rule or something?
Why am I in bumper to bumper traffic at 11:00pm on a Thursday? 76, why must you do this to me?
A good pen is hard to come by and even harder to keep.
“Big cars big profits, small cars small profits.”
– Henry Ford II
FAIL.
I’ve decided the sexiest accessory on a man is the book he’s reading.
Wii bowling league on Tuesdays. Awesome! Got to work on my form.
Police suspect Minnesotan killed in Philly for his... →
Who the eff shoots someone for an iPod? In the Italian Market, no less?
I don’t want to watch Meet the Press with anyone but Tim Russert.
“The U.S. Supreme Court has ruled that the foreign prisoners held at Guantanamo...”
– Oh, you mean upheld existing law?
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“The owner of Philadelphia Park Casino and Racetrack has been fined $18,000 for...”
– More fuel for the casi-NO! chants.
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