July 2008
116 posts
Today is my last day at my job, so I celebrated by having a couple Red Stripes with lunch. My boss is not here today, so now I think I may nap. What a good day.
WatchAn NYPD officer assaults a cyclist during a Critical Mass ride through Times Square. The officer then proceeded to write a citation for the cyclist claiming he rode into him and caused superficial injuries. He has since been stripped of his badge and gun.
What a douche.
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WatchHoly shit, holy shit. I got chills. I’m so ridiculously nerdy. Don’t tell.
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“To play safe, I prefer to accept only one type of power:
the power of art over...”
– Vladimir Nabokov, The New York Times Book Review, January 9, 1972.
10:30 AM - Hey it’s our final day of the Con. To kick things off we’re being shown an upcoming episode “Mac and Dennis: Manhunters.”
10:53 AM - In short - Mac and Dennis think it would be fun to hunt human begins, in this case, Cricket. Meanwhile, to punish Dee and Charlie for eating his meat stockpile he tells them it was human. Now they think they are cannibals.
I am on...
Map/Murder Mash Up →
Check out all the crime near your Philadelphia home in the last 30 days! Do they think this makes us feel safer?
Ra Ra Riot -Too Too Too Fast
Ra Ra makes me miss...
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American Children Are Trying To Masturbate With... →
“Billing itself as an “exercise tool,” the “Ab-Toner” is nothing more than a New Age masturbation toy that damages wavering Christian penises by causing permanent erections that most doctors say are unable to come down without undergoing expensive and painful surgical procedures.”
I fail at getting my boyfriend to hang out with me! Bar exam, you are the total suck and I cannot wait until you are over. So take that!
I might explode, if I don't let this out.
I love dogs to death, but if I see one more person strolling around my building with his new Pug or Boston Terrier, I may have to kick them both.
Serious. I just don’t see the appeal or the reason for the recent obsession.
Someone please branch out and buy a different effin breed of dog. Perhaps this adorableness that I want soso badly? Just sayin’!
“[T]he Straight pride parade is a great idea because when a song like ‘Hit...”
– Jango Fresh
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WatchLayna and Kayla’s boyfriend, Tommy, doing their best to drown Kayla. I love my parents’ house in the summer.
Bale arrested and released; denies assault →
Nooo, Dark Knight, don’t use your powers for evil.
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Like a fist arcing from ground to chin; like a sledge heaved from the middle back toward the fatted calf. These are ways to describe the knockout punch of her eyes, the haymaker of her lips. Lives like ours were never meant to coincide. They were meant to stay derailed, to careen wildly through unsuspecting farmer’s fields. There were never meant to slough their skins and fly away from where...
Every time I pass people waiting for an elevator in my building I sincerely hope my taking the stairs makes them feel bad about themselves.
