March 2009
102 posts
February 2009
86 posts
“Because I am in this generation and was raised in a pro-gay-marriage era, I am...”
– Young conservative explains how his views differ from the orthodox ones of the traditional conservative by using the “But I know gay people” defense.
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3 charged in Louisiana swap of 2 children for pet... →
I mean, The Onion tries, but you really can’t make up news more entertaining than the real thing.
"Benjamin Button" studio may remake "The... →
First they put The freakin’ Rock in a new installment of Escape to Witch Mountain, and now they are messing with the gold that is The NeverEnding Story?
Why don’t you top it off with a CGI version of Fraggle Rock and totally destroy my childhood memories?
Come up with some new ideas, Hollywood.
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Newest Addiction
Slicing a banana into Dutch Chocolate ice cream and then devouring it.
Free Lunch. →
Apparently, this give-away is sexist, because myself and other females have yet to receive free sub coupons.
UPDATE: I entered a new email address, checked ‘male’, and received a coupon. Poor form, Quiznos.
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I often feel guilty when I chose to show fewer stories about someone on Facebook. However, in my book, my sanity comes before other people’s feelings.
Obese man had to take rental truck to get to... →
Stephen A. Turo, of Genoa, sat on a chair covered with a blanket in the back of a rental truck, shivering in the 18-degree cold, as Cayuga County Judge Thomas G. Leone arraigned him Monday on a 24-count indictment alleging sale and possession of prescription painkillers.
Come ON.
And as a major added bonus, it'll really do a nice... →
But will it effectively hide your thunder?
(treydalton:willzone:cvxn:fatmanatee:scottfriday)
WatchNASA ended up launching $278 million into the ocean today, when its launch of a carbon dioxide observing satellite failed resulting in the satellite never making it to orbit.
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Elizabeth Banks is on Twitter →
I hope her incredible cute translates to the internet.
“As for the next targets for censorship - for which a list is currently being...”
– TorrentFreak
This seems like a troubling road to head down.
The best singer in the world! →
BILL, when you are done studying (whenever that may be) watch this.
(Yes, everyone, I realize I’m a week behind.)
Drunk and Horny →
Apparently, some researchers at Penn State University have discovered that by getting groups of male flies “drunk” with alcohol fumes, they can induce homosexual behavior. (Just like frat boys.) They observed this behavior in a small transparent chamber, which they called—I am not making this up—a “Flypub.”
I mean, I don’t know if fly-based studies can apply to humans, but I’ll buy...
My night consisted of Veal Oscar (Yes, I eat baby cows), Cabernet, Guinness, my parents, and a comedy show. DOES IT GET ANY BETTER?
How I know I need a full-time job again, Part 1
At work I am often mocked for using “big words” and routinely referred to as “Smarty Pants.”
Amazon.com Users Still Not Sure Who/What This Amy...
An incredible review of my Valentine’s Day gift:
Offensive and vulgar, January 11, 2007 By S. Hart
I purchased several of these “cookbooks” to give as gifts to my mom, my step-mom and mother-in-law for Christmas, as well as one to keep for myself. I didn’t have time to look over the cookbook until the weekend before Christmas (after I had wrapped and mailed my gifts) and was...
The Pains of Being Young at Heart - Young Adult...
Martial Arts Expert Challenges Chris Brown to a... →
Fox News: Fair & Balanced. And often ridiculous.
Is there any substantial evidence that online petitions do a damn thing? If there is, I swear I will stop scoffing and rolling my eyes every time someone sends me one.
I miss my former coworkers.
Todd: Holy shit! Cliff didn't know a sloth is an animal!
Me: Shut. Up. What did he think it was? Just a deadly sin?
Todd: He knew Sloth from Goonies. Unsure about the sin.
Akron/Family - Set ‘em Free
Yes, yes....
