July 2009
53 posts
Oh, well. Whatever. Nevermind.
“What I speak out of my mouth is the truth. It burns like fire.”
– Jose Canseco
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If I buy a pair of jeans in size 26, I expect they will fit me like every other 26 I own. As I understand it, “26” should represent a measurement, not just some meaningless size such as “2”.
So, you can understand my frustration when I order two pairs of jeans, one in size 26 and the other in size 27 (the only size left), and I can’t even pull the 27 past mid-thigh....
My work keyboard makes me look drunk midday. Even...
Not really a fan of the phrase "Let's touchbase."
I am in a restaurant and a guy at a table next to us is celebrating his birthday. He just opened his gift and it’s an EFFIN’ RIFLE.
fmylife:
Today, I opened some small cute birthday gifts at my boyfriend’s house. As we left to go out, he slipped me a Tiffany box and said he wanted me to open it in private. Flushed and excited, I open it to find a ziploc filled with hair. It was his mustache I had been begging him to shave for months. FML.
Definitely more of a IFLML, in my book.
“I told him every year he waits, it’s another carat.”
– *Cringe*
Officially not attending APW. Wonder what that...
Got my front bumper stuck on a curb. Folks, we may...
What should I do on my day off today?
Hardee's calls their hamburgers 'Thickburgers'....
Finally a reason to go to Starbucks - Alcohol! →
Are tattoos on the backs of your thighs the...
Esteban Reyes, stop talking like the effin' Dark...
We Choose the Moon →
Real-time reenactment of the events of the Apollo 11 mission as it happened 40 years ago. All of the communication from the astronauts, shuttle, and CAPCOM are being published on Twitter and then fed into the site. You can watch every stage of the mission including the final landing on the moon on July 20th. I love this.
On my way to Newark Airport. Just saw a swan on the Turnpike. No big deal.
Big Rooz - Elementary, My Dear
This is a song off...
I hate that fucking story about the violinist at... →
Not to mention it sounds exactly like some crap my grandmother would email me with a bunch of FW:’s in the subject line.
(soupsoup:kiamatthews)
“David Arquette is going to live in a box in New York City to raise money for the...”
– Yeah, I “live” in a box for 8 hours a day in New York, also. It’s called WORKING.
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Man dies after falling into vat of chocolate in... →
Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do I have a perfect puzzle for you Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-dee If you are wise, you’ll listen to me What do you get when you guzzle down sweets? Eating as much as an elephant eats What are you at getting terribly fat? What do you think will come of that? I don’t like the look of it.
Someone in my town dug their McCain-Palin sign out...
I just went to buy tickets for HBP, but I'm going...
I have to say it genuinely annoys me when the...
Dum Dum Girls - Hey Sis
I wish I could find a...
The guy that pumped my gas today was wearing...
“I’m preemptively laughing at a memory I’m trying to remember.”
– Heart you, wcm.
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That would be my 2nd of 2 for 1 bloody marys at Lodge.
Apparently, North Korea ran a commercial on state tv today. A beer commercial. Beer is bridging the gap btwn communisim and capitalism.
BEES? →
@sharingtime
(Also, listen to that loop over and over. It will put you in a trance.)
