OH, JESSICA MARIE.

Jul 12

This is an image of:a) a serious trademark infringementb) dr. seuss’ the grinch at a star trek conventionc) a mid-western college mascot d) the devil’s less evil, more creepy cousine) all of the above

This is an image of:
a) a serious trademark infringement
b) dr. seuss’ the grinch at a star trek convention
c) a mid-western college mascot
d) the devil’s less evil, more creepy cousin
e) all of the above

Jul 10

“Fathead.com, an online retailer owned by Cavs owner Dan Gilbert, dropped the price of its Lebron Fathead wall decals from $99.99 to $17.41 - the same year Benedict Arnold was born.”

“Fathead.com, an online retailer owned by Cavs owner Dan Gilbert, dropped the price of its Lebron Fathead wall decals from $99.99 to $17.41 - the same year Benedict Arnold was born.”

Jul 09

BP’s most effective method of saving face to date! Vinyl wraps of other oil company logos! PR problem solved!

BP’s most effective method of saving face to date! Vinyl wraps of other oil company logos! PR problem solved!

Jul 06

My word.

My word.

Jul 04

At the base of The Gateway Arch.

At the base of The Gateway Arch.

Relics from a past life.

Relics from a past life.

Jul 03

Today I saw a Cardinals game.

Today I saw a Cardinals game.

Jul 01

“Dear Rick, I recently purchased several dickies from your website (HOT pink, popcorn, and cornflower blue). I was very pleased with the quality and craftsmanship of the faux turtlenecks! Since their arrival, I have worn a dickey daily and on multiple dates. I have been very successful with my new lady friends. I blame my past misfortune in the love department from a lack of dickies. I find your product highly satisfactory. I am considering stitching small rabbit caricatures on the top bit of the dickie. I will be using small cotton balls for the tails. I just wanted to share this idea with you in case you want to market it. Also, for Christmas I have thought about sewing a series of jingles bells in the shape of reindeers. Many happy dickey wearing days, Richard” — Having trouble deciding if dickeys, dickys, and dickies is the new Three Wolf Moon Tee.

Jun 30

Things I’m better at than packing for Bill’s and our subsequent trip to St. Louis:
Laying on my bedroom floor and making terrible faces

Things I’m better at than packing for Bill’s and our subsequent trip to St. Louis:

Laying on my bedroom floor and making terrible faces

Pour some out for your fallen homies. Bill, now what will we do on Saturday mornings?
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Pour some out for your fallen homies. Bill, now what will we do on Saturday mornings?

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