So, here’s the thing. I’ve always had a problem with having phone conversations in front of people. It’s not always that I need them to be in private, it’s just that I think it’s rude. Unfortunately, my current bedroom is a quasi-loft over the apartment’s living room, leaving me with no privacy.

For that reason, I’ve taken to making phone calls in the bathroom, specifically the bathtub. I’m weird. It’s cool.