I know there is no god, because if there was he would have created washing machines and dryers that take the same amount of time to do their tasks. No, instead, we live in this hellish world where it takes only 20 minutes to wash something, but 80 to dry it. Because of this, my newly cleaned laundry must sit damp in the machine until the dryer is done with its lollygagging.

I need this. Take me to Asia.