This morning it smelled like a skunk. I assumed it was just in the air around my driveway and proceeded to drive to the gym. Upon exiting the gym an hour and a half later, my car still smelled like a skunk.

So, folks, here’s what I think went down. Bella (my car) was just hanging out in her usual spot on the driveway, since she doesn’t get a space in the garage (sadface). Suddenly a skunk appears in the trees! Bella does what any right-minded auto would do and defended her territory. Well, of course, Mr. Stinkypants did NOT apreciate this. He tried to combat her forceful nature with stench, but she was unfazed and held her ground. Eventually, after exhausting all his stink powers to no avail, Sir Stenchified retreated home defeated.

I hope I don’t have to give her a tomato juice bath.