OH, JESSICA MARIE.

I’m surprised no one has called me out yet for owning six...

Fri, 30 Jul 2010 17:26:00 -0400

I’m surprised no one has called me out yet for owning six colors of the same J. Crew deep v-neck tee and wearing them approximately three times a week all summer.

What life doesn’t have a need for THE SEXY HOTNESS...

Fri, 30 Jul 2010 11:13:58 -0400

What life doesn’t have a need for THE SEXY HOTNESS SLEEPING BAG?

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Biden. I’m sorry, does his hat match his jacket? (via)

Thu, 29 Jul 2010 16:00:09 -0400

Biden. I’m sorry, does his hat match his jacket?

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Wed, 28 Jul 2010 23:09:38 -0400

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Stripes on stripes.

Wed, 28 Jul 2010 21:49:55 -0400

Stripes on stripes.

Storm King Art Center (via)

Tue, 27 Jul 2010 01:21:06 -0400

Storm King Art Center

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Do I really work with people who need instructions on how to...

Fri, 23 Jul 2010 13:08:15 -0400

Do I really work with people who need instructions on how to properly cough and subsequently wash their hands?

Jobless Benefit Extension Clears Senate Hurdle

Wed, 21 Jul 2010 09:52:01 -0400

Jobless Benefit Extension Clears Senate Hurdle :

Relevant to my soon-to-be unemployed self. :(

Crush.

Thu, 15 Jul 2010 22:09:31 -0400

Crush.

LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH. EVERY TIME I DO IT MAKES ME LAUGH.

Thu, 15 Jul 2010 17:35:43 -0400

LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH. EVERY TIME I DO IT MAKES ME LAUGH.

This is an image of:a) a serious trademark infringementb) dr....

Mon, 12 Jul 2010 19:33:33 -0400

This is an image of:
a) a serious trademark infringement
b) dr. seuss’ the grinch at a star trek convention
c) a mid-western college mascot
d) the devil’s less evil, more creepy cousin
e) all of the above

“Fathead.com, an online retailer owned by Cavs owner Dan...

Sat, 10 Jul 2010 21:47:00 -0400

“Fathead.com, an online retailer owned by Cavs owner Dan Gilbert, dropped the price of its Lebron Fathead wall decals from $99.99 to $17.41 - the same year Benedict Arnold was born.”

BP’s most effective method of saving face to date! Vinyl wraps...

Fri, 09 Jul 2010 10:28:00 -0400

BP’s most effective method of saving face to date! Vinyl wraps of other oil company logos! PR problem solved!

My word.

Tue, 06 Jul 2010 19:11:43 -0400

My word.

At the base of The Gateway Arch.

Sun, 04 Jul 2010 12:42:00 -0400

At the base of The Gateway Arch.

Relics from a past life.

Sun, 04 Jul 2010 09:18:58 -0400

Relics from a past life.

Today I saw a Cardinals game.

Sat, 03 Jul 2010 21:57:54 -0400

Today I saw a Cardinals game.

"Dear Rick, I recently purchased several dickies from your website (HOT pink, popcorn, and cornflower..."

Thu, 01 Jul 2010 11:51:00 -0400

“Dear Rick, I recently purchased several dickies from your website (HOT pink, popcorn, and cornflower blue). I was very pleased with the quality and craftsmanship of the faux turtlenecks! Since their arrival, I have worn a dickey daily and on multiple dates. I have been very successful with my new lady friends. I blame my past misfortune in the love department from a lack of dickies. I find your product highly satisfactory. I am considering stitching small rabbit caricatures on the top bit of the dickie. I will be using small cotton balls for the tails. I just wanted to share this idea with you in case you want to market it. Also, for Christmas I have thought about sewing a series of jingles bells in the shape of reindeers. Many happy dickey wearing days, Richard”

- Having trouble deciding if dickeys, dickys, and dickies is the new Three Wolf Moon Tee.

Things I’m better at than packing for Bill’s and our...

Wed, 30 Jun 2010 21:33:17 -0400

Things I’m better at than packing for Bill’s and our subsequent trip to St. Louis:

Laying on my bedroom floor and making terrible faces

Pour some out for your fallen homies. Bill, now what will we do...

Wed, 30 Jun 2010 16:03:00 -0400

Pour some out for your fallen homies. Bill, now what will we do on Saturday mornings?

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